((*cronus's fine ass))

ok this is the second time i poured hot water on the wig lets hope it straightens or i’m going to kill something. probably my spirit to finish my cosplays

So I’m getting kind of annoyed at the Ke$ha post I see everyone on my dash reblogging.

socialistexan:

I think y’all might need a reminder about why I, and other, have a very valid reason to dislike her. It honestly has nothing to do with her music (which just isn’t in my wheelhouse) or her intelligence (she is actually really intelligent). No use in having much more exposition so let’s get into it:

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murtunacaptor:

latula-pyrope:

someone just fucking told me homestuck cosplay is

“putting paint on yourself and sticking horns on your head” and that it isnt hard to cosplay homestuck

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yes all of these cosplays are super easy no effort required you can just go to the store and buy all of this clearly and just rub shitty halloween store paint all over yourself that is what Homestuck cosplay is

I AM OBLIGATED IN EVERY WAY TO REBLOG THIS POST

other than jess trying to imitate a certain someone, am i seriously someone’s senpai?

im going to scream i just poured hot water on my finn wig to straighten out the flips and it still. fucking. flips.

this week on cosplay workshop: where the fuck am i supposed to find a lightweighy fuckin malt cup

no really do some of the people who liked/reblogged that song even know who i am or

i am not a fluffy chicken

pickleinspectorgadget:

dannyphantommpreg:

whatthefukawa:

Just a song for my friend dannyphantommpreg, aka the fluffy chicken.(:

She’s a chicken
Fluffy chicken… a chicken… a chicken…

Yo Kharma Emerly was just 16
when she discovered about this weird site for teens
Designed to make their minds unclean
(she’s gonna cluck em all cause she’s a fluffy chicken )

When it didn’t quite work, her friends they just quit
then Kharma took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash, every thing just changed
her molecules got all rearranged

(chicken-chicken)

When she first woke up she had realized
she had snow white feathers, and you couldn’t see her eyes
she could walk and cluck, peck people and fly
she was much more unique then the other guys

and it was then kharma knew what she had to do
she had to spam the livin’ daylights out of tumblr too
she’s here to lay eggs for me and you

she’s gonna peck em all cuz she’s a fluffy chicken
gonna cluck em all cuz she’s a fluffy chicken
gonna peck em all cuz she’s -
* A Fluffy Chicken !

i’m going to fucking murder you

You are a fluffy chicken. A very very cute fluffy chicken, but a fluffy chicken.

why does this have 12 notes doe these people even know who i am

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